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Hey.

Thanks for visiting my site. You can scroll down or click on the tabs or you can just stare at the screen for a while. I’ll be touring Canada and America in November and December. Tickets are available under the “Tour” tab. If you want to book me for a show, you can contact my agent. His name is Nick Nuciforo. He is at 424-288-2000 and nnuciforo@caa.com. That’s about it for now. Thanks.

Demetri.

FRI, NOV 14, 2014

Vancouver, BC
ORPHEUM

SAT, NOV 15, 2014

Victoria, BC
McPherson Playhouse

Other Pages I have on the Internet

My Facebook page is here.

My Twitter page is here

SUN, NOV 16, 2014

Surrey, BC
Bell Performing Arts Centre

THU, DEC 4, 2014

NEW HAVEN, CT
Shubert Theatre

FRI, DEC 5, 2014

PROVIDENCE, RI
Veterans Auditorium

SAT, DEC 06, 2014

TORONTO, ON
QUEEN ELIZABETH THEATRE

SUN, DEC 7, 2014

CHICAGO, IL
ATHENAEUM THEATER

THU, DEC 11, 2014

PHILADELPHIA, PA
KESWICK THEATER

FRI, DEC 12, 2014

PORT CHESTER, NY
THE CAPITOL THEATER

SAT, DEC 13, 2014

TAMPA, FL
FERGUSON HALL

SUN, DEC 14, 2014

DALLS, TX
HOUSE OF BLUES

THU, JAN 15, 2015

PORTLAND, OR
HELIUM COMEDY CLUB

FRI, JAN 16, 2015

SALT LAKE CITY, UT
WISE GUYS COMEDY CLUB

SAT, JAN 17, 2015

DENVER, CO
PARAMOUNT THEATRE

THU, JAN 29, 2015

ALBANY, NY
THE EGG

FRI, JAN 30, 2015

HUNTINGTON, NY
THE PARAMOUNT

SAT, JAN 31, 2015

BOSTON, MA
WILBUR THEATRE

FRI, FEB 13, 2015

SAN DIEGO, CA
BALBOA THEATRE

SAT, FEB 14, 2015

LOS ANGELES, CA
CLUB NOKIA

FRI, FEB 27, 2015

ORLANDO, FL
HARD ROCK LIVE

SAT, FEB 28, 2015

NEW YORK, NY
TOWN HALL

SUN, MAR 1, 2015

MONTCLAIR, NJ
WELLMONT THEATER

THU, MAR 26, 2015

ST. LOUIS, MO
THE PAGEANT

Body Language

“High five!”

“Me?”

Writing

This is a poem that is a palindrome.

Excerpt from my unfinished Autobiography

She was beautiful. There was no doubt about that. She was also intelligent. There was some doubt about that. My first doubts arose when I saw the tattoo she had on the small of her back. There was a spelling mistake in it. When I told her this she smiled and began to cry. I said, “What’s wrong?” She sobbed and said, “I didn’t know I had a tattoo on my back.” We embraced, and in that instant the whole world seemed to shrink, not by much – only slightly, but enough to notice. It definitely seemed smaller.  As I rested my chin on her shoulder and my hand on her face, I noticed that she had a tattoo on ear as well. It said “Shhhhh”, so I didn’t mention it.

Point Your Face at This
This is a Book
Important Things With Demetri Martin: Season 2
Demetri Martin. Person. (2007)
Demetri Martin: Standup Comedian (2012)
Contact


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Hi. I’m going to perform on some of the shows on the Oddball Fest tour. Here is a link: http://www.oddballfest.com/talent/demetrimartin/

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Based on lyrics I’ve heard it seems like there was a lot more rambling going on in the 60s and 70s. Fewer ramblers these days.

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I laugh in the face of danger, but I do it from a pretty large distance. I guess it’s more me Iaughing facing in the direction of danger.

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