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Thanks for visiting my site. You can scroll down or click on the tabs or you can just stare at the screen for a while. I’ll be touring Canada and America in November and December. Tickets are available under the “Tour” tab. If you want to book me for a show, you can contact my agent. His name is Nick Nuciforo. He is at 310-273-6700 and

That’s about it for now. Thanks.


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Body Language

“High five!”



This is a poem that is a palindrome.

Excerpt from my unfinished Autobiography

She was beautiful. There was no doubt about that. She was also intelligent. There was some doubt about that. My first doubts arose when I saw the tattoo she had on the small of her back. There was a spelling mistake in it. When I told her this she smiled and began to cry. I said, “What’s wrong?” She sobbed and said, “I didn’t know I had a tattoo on my back.” We embraced, and in that instant the whole world seemed to shrink, not by much – only slightly, but enough to notice. It definitely seemed smaller.  As I rested my chin on her shoulder and my hand on her face, I noticed that she had a tattoo on ear as well. It said “Shhhhh”, so I didn’t mention it.

Point Your Face at This
This is a Book
Important Things With Demetri Martin: Season 2
Demetri Martin. Person. (2007)
Demetri Martin: Standup Comedian (2012)


Hi. I’m going to perform on some of the shows on the Oddball Fest tour. Here is a link:


Based on lyrics I’ve heard it seems like there was a lot more rambling going on in the 60s and 70s. Fewer ramblers these days.


I laugh in the face of danger, but I do it from a pretty large distance. I guess it’s more me Iaughing facing in the direction of danger.